Well lookie here. Thanx for stopping by.  My name is Derek "Bubba" Shivley II.  I am currently a boy (in France they call that a "garçon").  I am a student at Delphos Jefferson High School.  During my free time, which is when I don't have school or teaching chimpanzees to do the Macarena, I like to do various activities.  Some of these include bathing with my turtle Howard, watching my grandma arm wrestle professional kickball players, skiing, trimming my bushes around the house, talking to strangers, eating...almost anything I can think of: playing cowboys and Indians with the preschoolers down my street, flossing my aunt Henrietta's denture's, deep sea diving, building underground railroads, and teaching an aerobics class for senior citizens.  If you want to describe me in two words or less, they would probably be...Chuck Norris and Roundhouse Kick to the face.  If you wish to find out more about me, then you may take a gander at my friends, family, sports, favorites, and movies. Oh, and before you go, I have one question. If you were a hotdog, would you eat yourself? I know I would!